blog: not dead!

Hahahah it's been like 2 weeks since I've last updated! No the blog isn't dead and no I am definitely not dead....my laptop however is partially dead (being reformatted....AGAIN) hahahah there's ALOT that has happened!! Will update very soon ;) i know YOU'LL love it!!!! Hahahaha till then....

X. O. X. O

Bernard!

HAHHAHAHA don't you just love gossip girl :P

14.03.09

hello readers!

This post is created in the honour of the most sexiest girl born on this day 20 years ago!! Do you really think that you know it ALL about her ;) well here's 20 things which you MIGHT not know about her majesty the Queen of Sexiness:

1. She's SUPER KINKY!! She LOVES taking pictures with poles ;) once she even forced a friend to do it with her in Rizqun :O
2. She's SO KINKY that once while pole dancing......using a rain pipe....there was so much enthusiasm that the pipe came lose...and came tumbling down HAHAHAHAH oh how i love that moment!
3. She nearly got eaten....ok maybe not eaten...but lets say attack along with her two friends by crazy ass dogs that seems to strategically surround them from all corners of the world!
4. She has her own "special" music video in memory of D.O.A
5. She's not really indian....her favourite food is a HUGE Big Mac washed down with McFlurry and her favourite holiday is Chinese New Year (cause of Ang Pows) when in fact she's suppose to love tandoori chicken and celebrate Deepavali wearing her super cool Sari...in fact i don't think I've ever seen her wearing a sari before...
6. Although not "officially" Indian, she still gets offended when you ACCIDENTLY colorize her....so watch out! HAHAHHAHAHA
7. OMG she is CHEAP!!! Like you have NOOOOOOOOOOO IDEA~ Hahahah but but BUT I am also really cheap! I mean we buy our clothes from outlet stores and we love them! Even at such outlet stores we or more specifically SHE can still spend over $100 Hhahaahha do YOU have a problem with that~
8. When really nervous especially in meeting David Beckham...she has NO IDEA on how to act....but seriously how many of us really know how to act around celebrities....
9. She's a Gold Digger....HAHAHAHAHAH so watch out guys HAHAHAHAH ok this is NOT proven YET!! But the future will determine whether this holds any substance HAHAHA
10. According to one of her friends....her mum owns a "sniper" :O hahahahaha so again guys watch out...however the sniper seems to be only used on that friend of hers!
11. At one point in her life she for some reason or another thought a guy was cute JUST CAUSE of his HAIR.... -_-" she then realised it could be that time of the month HAHAHAHHA
12. Once she was caught playing with "dirty balloons" (which are used for protection) in the class in her Secondary Years.....HAHAHAHAHAH if you know what i mean ;)
13. She loves using the PAINT program on her computer for cutting and pasting in "editing" and "fantasizing" with the sole purpose of creating the perfect......HAHAHAHHAHAAH
14. She's the BEST manual car gear shifter any driver (in his most vulnerable state) can ever ask for HAHAHHAAH
15. She can EAT!! Like oh my can she eat!! McDonalds followed by IDEAL followed by Chills followed by Jolibee followed by Kokoberry followed by Fratini's followed by Coffee Zone followed by Escapade Sushi followed by Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf....there goes you're yearly allowance in one day....
16. She would go to the gym just HOPING that she would bump into my two guy "friends" seeing if anything would happen HAHAHAHAHHAHA
17. She's all out in following another friend who would in-turn drag me along to go guy stalking...only to find out....:O
18. She was once stuck with two friends and had no choice but to take a boat followed by a taxi to the most happening place in town only to seek cover to avoid embarrassment from "the couple" HAHAHHAH
19. Would have SELECTIVE HEARING......insisting that she heard ERECT rather than the word REACT and in a CLASS full of NOISY TEENS, although at one end of the class she can hear words such as bra/briefs/circumcised/sex/and other words related when it is being uttered at THE OTHER END of the class....and IMMEDIATELY her head would turn to the direction and she would be HOOKED onto the conversations that would evolve HAHAHAHHA
20. ABOVE ALL ELSE, the MOST IMPORTANT, MORE IMPORTANT than points 1-19 She is without a doubt the most caring with a K, most Remarkable, most Youthful, most Special-one of a kind, most Talented, most Loved/Loving, most Extraordinary woman that anyone can ever get to know!!!!

Happy 20TH!!!! I'm sure You know who you are ;) and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want me to name names :) Missing you loads and Loving you even more!!! We'll be seeing each other soon!!!

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY!! Always know that you're loved now and forever :)

X.O.X.O

the "reactive" Bernard

p.s She also used to have a thing for Halid....HAHAHAHAH I just had to put ONE name down ;)

MY 20TH!!!!!

Oh today was really a WONDERFUL DAY!!! I really had a GREAT time on my 20th birthday today!! Go on laugh it up, "hahahah" Bernard is 20 liaw~ so old already.....for those who are younger....you'll be getting there soon, for those who are older.....what more is there to say >:) hahahaha But thank you ALL for making today such an AWESOME DAY!!

Woke up to I think 7 different messages, and one miss call from joyce HAHAHAh i mean i'm not awake at 9AM YO! HAHHAHAAH Then Joyce sms, eh call me back i got something great to tell you HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH I love joyce and her creativeness! HHAHAHAHA So i called...she rejected....then she called me back HAHAHAHAHAHA

Darryl brought me out for lunch today at NYDC Suntec City! Hahaha I overate today loh~ Hahaha Darryl was SO NICE!!! Kept making sure that I got what I wanted and that also I would get something extra for my birthday! Thank you Darryl!! I really enjoyed myself with Darryl today! We talked and I just shared my heart out to Darryl and it was GREAT :D

As I was suppose to meet Xue Ni at City Hall at 6.45pm....I didn't see the point in going all the way back home, then coming back out again, so I wanted to go to sit at Starbucks to just chillax and study a bit, but Darryl suggested the Library at Esplanade! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO WOW!!!
That's just the outside! Inside cannot take pictures lah, but it was SO COOL!!! GET TO RENT DVDs AND CDs!!! Not like old old OLD ones as in movies like Flubber (loves it~) but NEW MOVIES and CDs!! I was BLOWN AWAY!! So i did get distracted for like 30minutes lah HAHAHHA but but BUT i made up my mind to sit down and study! And i DID :) for like over 2 hours straight :D not bad right~

Then went to meet Xue Ni, and I love walking to Esplanade via the tunnel, it's so inspirational! The artworks that are on display! To me the most creative would be


It's a display showing a mannequin and the artist was portraying a mannequin which has had it with us "dressing" him up. Tired of wearing Ralf Lauren shirts, Nike shoes and Gucci underwear! It was really cool :) So i just had to take a picture of "him" hahaha

Then we met up and John, Kiat Seng was there too! So we decided to go to Makansutra....the Glutton's Bay at Esplanade to have dinner!


We had chicken wings, prawn ommelette, sting ray and kangkung! Hahahah had a wondeful time! Xue kept making me laugh so much, then this John again, saying how a girl looked like she was wearing P.E. shorts HAHAHA then Pearly and Tong Yan came!

Tong bought me a PRESENT :) HAHAHHAAH So cool leh! She wanted to buy me something cute! But it's so cool! IT'S A SPEAKER PILLOW!!!! So you can like plug your MP3 in and listen to music!! COOL RIGHT~

We then tool loads of pictures! But of course i'll only post the more glam pictures! Hahahah Tong Yan Kiat and I were "trying" to live the dream of playing drums....

Pearly was so excited that she got stuck in the middle HAHAHAHA

Tong and I wasn't as ambitious to get stuck lah.....cause you see the white sign that's hanging from the piano...it actually says....warning high voltage do not touch....HAHAHA

This part was really funny lah! It was really sweet also! They were all trying to distract me to surprise me and at one point Pearly was like "BERNARD" in my face HAHAHAHAH i did get shocked lah, then John and Xue Ni came with a cake and all of them sang happy birthday in PUBLIC! I am so blessed to have such a loving cell group! So touched :')

We then made our way to......STARBUCKS!!! I did get to go after all HAHAHAH to just chillax yo~

THEN THE MOMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.......FACEBOOK!!!! HHAHAHAHAHA Alice you got it SPOT ON MAN!!! How you know I wanted to see how many people would wish me HAHHAHAHAAH!!! NOT BAD RIGHT~ 99 NOTIFICATIONS LEH~ HAHAHAHHAHAH

It was like this the entire scroll down....notice the bottom 8 notification.....they're all from SANDEEP!!! So i thought it was going to like a super super SUPER long message....sekali.....-_- HAHAHAHAH no lah no lah! I LOVED IT!!!

But really today was an AWESOME DAY!!!

Mum gave me a free pass on my credit card >:) BUT I haven't used it yet lah HAHAHAH

Bev called me from UK one day earlier using her mobile again!

Krystle "tried" calling me using Skype from USA! It was so funny our "conversation" and she called at like 1AM HER TIME!!! Just to wish me Happy Birthday!!! Love Ya KRYS!!! You know I miss you so much!!! Can't wait to see you!!!

Then :'( SANDEEP TRIED SO HARD TO CALL!!! AT LIKE 12 MIDNIGHT HER TIME!!! From Australia!!! She tried calling 4 times!!!! BUT I DIDN"T PICK UP!!! Was so angry at myself!!!! I really miss you too San!! Gold coast...one day...one day! :D

Then Chee Yan message me from Malaysia such a funny message! HAHAHHAHAHA well it's an inside joke but i burst out laughing!!

I got wishes from all over the world! HHAHAHAHA One from Africa, one from India, one from Sweden in Swedish language, of course Brunei lah, one from Philippines, one from Hong Kong, now all I need is 200+ more countries to go HAHAHAHAh don't you just love facebook :D

Ending today with a BANG was a call made by Ling at roughly 11.59pm ;) LOVE YA LING!!! Then she messaged me again just to wish me a Happy Birthday!!

I know this post is super long! But hey it's my 20th BIRTHDAY!!! hahahaha

Really love all of you!!

Till SUNDAY!! Cooking Competition!! WOOT WOOT!!!

:')

Oh today was just so wonderful

:)

W372, my cell group, celebrated my bday :)

Was really really really REALLY touched by ALL of the sweet and encouraging and loving and affirming words that they said to me

:')

Made me cry only.....yes i did cry...and i am MAN enough to admit it! Hahahah

I do miss my family and friends in Brunei, but with my cell group everything is SO much more easier!!

Thank you so much W372!!! For making today such a memorable day for me :)

Thank you:

Darryl
Ginger
Xue Ni
Gabriel
John
Xiong Kai
Si Ying
Yi Quan
Mei Yuan
Georgina
Mei Hui
Stacy
Vanessa
Esther
Mei Lin
Pearly
Kiat Seng
Joel

Really wish I had everyone's picture so I can introduce each and everyone of my loving cell group members! My Family in Singapore :)

Hahaha on the way back home Yi Quan was saying how during the speeches from everyone....it was like my last time in Singapore like that Hahahah made me laugh so much only!

I got an Birthday Jelly Cup! A sweet~ belt! And such wonderful birthday CDs!

Thank You God for placing me in W372!! Out of every single CG thank You for planting me into W372!!! :D

Love you all!! :')

computer lab...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH So funny! So today, as in, at this moment in time, like really at 8.39pm we're (My BioMed class) having a computer assisted lesson about Immunohistochemistry BUT the there seems to be somthing wrong with the website so ALL of us are basically distracted now using the computer for "other projects" HAHAHAHAHHA

Some of us are using Facebook, others are using YouTube, well I'm of course using Blogger, still others are reading other people's blog, playing games online, and our lecturer is now just making conversation about our previous field trip!

So FUNNY!!!! This is what happens when we allow technology to take over the teaching......HAHAHAHA

OK NOW AT 8.46pm we're going to be dismissed! Hahahaha this is so silly, so till next time :)

my wishlist :]

Well it's now only two weeks away! Just two more weeks and then.........I can't say old age cause there are MUCH MORE people out there you are older man me HAHAHAHAHAHA You know who you are ;)

I'll be 20!!! OH MY GOSH 20!!!! Breakthrough I tell you! 20 MAN!!! T.W.E.N.T.Y (spell it out!) Hai~ I'll no longer be a Teen :( Hahaha still a Youth :D not no longer a Teen :(
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Over wah~ like as if the end of the world like that :P

But yeah in 14 days I'LL BE:

• [ x + (20 - x) ] where x can be ANY NUMBER!
• 10*2
• 5*4
• 20*1
• 5*2*2

Hahahah don't mind me~ I'm a math geek :P well that and also i just got my math test paper back and i got 46/50

: /

I know i should be

:D

instead of

: /

BUT I KNOW I COULD HAVE GOTTEN 50/50! Hahahahah it's the Kiasuness in me but yeah 46/50 is still an A! So it's all good~

So yes the whole point of this post is to give YOU THE READERS an idea of what i want for my birthday so that you can give ME THE BLOGGER something for my Bday ;) HAHAHAHHAHAHA Now you can give me my present:

• Personally (if you're in Singapore)
• Through snail mail (if you're in Australia/UK/USA/Malaysia)
• through Wei Ting (if You're from Brunei)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA seriously I'm laughing so loud HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

But for my birthday this year i finally made a wishlist of things that i really really want! Here's the top twenty!

1. To go to Korea or Israel :)
2. My Family will surprise me by flying over to Singapore!
3. An air-ticket to Brunei will do as well HAHAHHAHA!
4. I can have a HUGE party where ALL of my friends can meet one another!
5. I can get students for tuition!
6. My own room!
7. Sony Ericsson Xperia!
8. Sennheiser Headphones [ old one broke :( ]
9. Simpsons DVD Series!! (Series 9 onwards)
10. CHICKEN BUTT FROM AYAMKU!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAH
11. A nice blazer/jacket from Topman :)
12. Levi's Jeans [ mum didn't want me to buy one during new years :( ]
13. A queen-sized mattress!
14. Sunglasses (of course I would need contacts too!)
15. A Car for a day to drive in Singapore (ok maybe not cause I wouldn't know where to go~)
16. A nice big Birthday Cake :)
17. A high quality laptop cooler!
18. My Digital Photo Frame from Brunei....forgot to bring it with me :(
19. to get GREAT results for my exams that are going to be 4 days away from by Bday -_-
20. Plastic Surgery HAHAHAHAHHAAH

So yeah, that's my top twenty things that i want for my Bday :) hahahahaha Can't wait for the

12th of March 2009!!!!!

Brunei...Brunei....Brunei....loves it~

HAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!! Maybe some of you have read it already but HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH it's so funny!!!!

Criteria untuk IC kuning!!

Subject: You know you are Bruneian

1. You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.

2. You always say "kapih ku.. bila terima/keluar gaji/overtime/elaun ah?"

3. You park your car as close as possible to your destination area.

4. You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia if you meet Indonesian.. and so on.

5. You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will only be "listening".

6. You go to someone's wedding, you give money using an envelope and put your name on it or if you think you don't give enough you use a blank envelope.

7. Indo mee is your staple food and Ayamku is your fastfood.

8. The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable.. since you can 'balik kampung' everyday.

9. Motorcyles and bicycles are not your transport, they are your sport.

10. When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then at night you will watch local news... and hoping to see yourself on television.

11. You drive your car on wavy and potholed road.

12. You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by "written".

13. You like electronic products from Japan.

14. If you have the chance to call a radio show and before you are asked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'

15. You are in BIG debts and refuse to pay the lenders and yet still drive a CLK and live in a mansion.

16. You wear baju kurung with large katoks and maniks all over.

17. You are loud and speak in melandih way.

18. You and the whole family have the same car plate numbers.

19. You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke.

20. You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics.

21. You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudara si blabla".

22. You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100 meters away (except maybe in Kampung Ayer).

23. Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want not to miss HM's Birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increase your salary).

24. When you want to get some service from the government agencies, you will find your saudara first.

25. If something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos, pehins is your relative (or at least they know you).

26. You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.

27. You give you children super long name.

28. You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else even though it's just another Hua Ho.

29. You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know.

30. You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are most likely an Indonesian or a Filipino.

31. You are ok to be fat.

32. You are a busy body with other peoples' news, especially the bad ones, and you think your responsibility is to know and to spread it around.

33. Your friends get married on the same day and you don't know who to go to.

34. You like to stare at phones for 24 hours and chat on MSN.

35. You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explaination) .

36. You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays.

37. You add "BUI" on each sentence.

38. You think exercising, being hyper active, competition are for little kids.

39. You can't type or spell properly properly, example "hw r u? hy my nme s si org brnui"

40. You add "me & you" on your converstations with your girl mates.

41. You listen to Pelangi FM.

42. You think fake Von Dutch products are the best.

43. You are especially racist to Indian workers.

44. You would rather go to shopping malls than hanging out at parks, having a picnic with your friends.

45. You have 'candas' in your house.

46. You read this blogsite because all your friends are reading it and you don't want to be left behind.

47. You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limited features coz you think anything cheap is a bargain.

48. You have two handphones - one for DST and the other for BMobile (for one month and then switch off one or the other).

49. You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.

50. You always complain about things. (nda pandai kn bsyukur)

51. You always want to show off your belongings esp gold if you are women above 40 haha.

52. You love to spread rumours about people.

53. You tend to buy a black car esp if you are in army.

54. When raya is coming you tend to shop at miri,labuan,kk and limbang.

55. You over-use the word 'kali ah' 'apakan' and other Bruneian jargons

56. You prefer driving than walking

busy..busy..busy..

....that's me~ since the 12th of Feb until today~ just.....
So here's a very brief summary of what I've been up to! Too tired to write every single detail so brief notes will do :)

• 13/2 took my camera :D out for a run
• sent Daph off in Changi Airport
• went around City Hall after sending Daph off
• had Chippy's for the first time!
• went back to Boon Lay to sleep!
• 14/2 met up with Alicia, Amilyn and Stella
• They were an hour late -_-
• had lunch
• went for Fish Spa :D
• amilyn had her eyebrows shaped
• went OG to shop for Alicia's or Amilyn's bag...
• dressed up before going for an......
• AMAZING service!
• went home to prepare for different exams: essay writing, math test, poster presentation, oral presentation, spot test (drawing and labelling of images under microscope)
• also did two lab reports
• 15/2 went for Cell Group :D new members! GREAT NEWS!! unsure if it's ok to post up or not...but it is GREAT NEWS!!!
• went home and did LAUNDRY!! Over 30+ pants and shirts and what nots...
• continue preparations for various exams
• 16/2 handed in lab reports
• continue preparing for various exams....
• 17/2 continue preparing for exams! Poster completed!
• EXAMS!!!! Essay writing and Math only!! It was really good ^^
• back at home blogging!!

It's amazing to list down and see what you can do in just a 4 days :)

Wanted to comment on the pictures but I'm too tired.....had a busy..busy..busy 4 days..

Just imagine what I would say, things like:

• SEAT....hahahaha
• if i were to get a bicycle it'll get lost
• Daph was too....not tall so chin was cut off..^^
• not a pedophile
• amilyn had to "peal" prawn for alicia
• legs finally went in but alicia keeps taking her feet out
• ticklish like anything
• stella the cool one~
• amilyn tries to be like stella and become too cool~
• then came the hands....
• scary elevator :O
• don't i just look good
• my gosh laundry!

Hahahah things like that....i'm sure YOU can mix and match right~

Love you all!!

Till next time!!!

God Bless!!! :D