This post is created in the honour of the most sexiest girl born on this day 20 years ago!! Do you really think that you know it ALL about her ;) well here's 20 things which you MIGHT not know about her majesty the Queen of Sexiness:
- She's SUPER KINKY!! She LOVES taking pictures with poles ;) once she even forced a friend to do it with her in Rizqun :O
- She's SO KINKY that once while pole dancing......using a rain pipe....there was so much enthusiasm that the pipe came lose...and came tumbling down HAHAHAHAH oh how i love that moment!
- She nearly got eaten....ok maybe not eaten...but lets say attack along with her two friends by crazy ass dogs that seems to strategically surround them from all corners of the world!
- She has her own "special" music video in memory of D.O.A
- She's not really indian....her favourite food is a HUGE Big Mac washed down with McFlurry and her favourite holiday is Chinese New Year (cause of Ang Pows) when in fact she's suppose to love tandoori chicken and celebrate Deepavali wearing her super cool Sari...in fact i don't think I've ever seen her wearing a sari before...
- Although not "officially" Indian, she still gets offended when you ACCIDENTLY colorize her....so watch out! HAHAHHAHAHA
- OMG she is CHEAP!!! Like you have NOOOOOOOOOOO IDEA~ Hahahah but but BUT I am also really cheap! I mean we buy our clothes from outlet stores and we love them! Even at such outlet stores we or more specifically SHE can still spend over $100 Hhahaahha do YOU have a problem with that~
- When really nervous especially in meeting David Beckham...she has NO IDEA on how to act....but seriously how many of us really know how to act around celebrities....
- She's a Gold Digger....HAHAHAHAHAH so watch out guys HAHAHAHAH ok this is NOT proven YET!! But the future will determine whether this holds any substance HAHAHA
- According to one of her friends....her mum owns a "sniper" :O hahahahaha so again guys watch out...however the sniper seems to be only used on that friend of hers!
- At one point in her life she for some reason or another thought a guy was cute JUST CAUSE of his HAIR.... -_-" she then realised it could be that time of the month HAHAHAHHA
- Once she was caught playing with "dirty balloons" (which are used for protection) in the class in her Secondary Years.....HAHAHAHAHAH if you know what i mean ;)
- She loves using the PAINT program on her computer for cutting and pasting in "editing" and "fantasizing" with the sole purpose of creating the perfect......HAHAHAHHAHAAH
- She's the BEST manual car gear shifter any driver (in his most vulnerable state) can ever ask for HAHAHHAAH
- She can EAT!! Like oh my can she eat!! McDonalds followed by IDEAL followed by Chills followed by Jolibee followed by Kokoberry followed by Fratini's followed by Coffee Zone followed by Escapade Sushi followed by Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf....there goes you're yearly allowance in one day....
- She would go to the gym just HOPING that she would bump into my two guy "friends" seeing if anything would happen HAHAHAHAHHAHA
- She's all out in following another friend who would in-turn drag me along to go guy stalking...only to find out....:O
- She was once stuck with two friends and had no choice but to take a boat followed by a taxi to the most happening place in town only to seek cover to avoid embarrassment from "the couple" HAHAHHAH
- Would have SELECTIVE HEARING......insisting that she heard ERECT rather than the word REACT and in a CLASS full of NOISY TEENS, although at one end of the class she can hear words such as bra/briefs/circumcised/sex/and other words related when it is being uttered at THE OTHER END of the class....and IMMEDIATELY her head would turn to the direction and she would be HOOKED onto the conversations that would evolve HAHAHAHHA
- ABOVE ALL ELSE, the MOST IMPORTANT, MORE IMPORTANT than points 1-19 She is without a doubt the most caring with a K, most Remarkable, most Youthful, most Special-one of a kind, most Talented, most Loved/Loving, most Extraordinary woman that anyone can ever get to know!!!!
Happy 20TH!!!! I'm sure You know who you are ;) and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want me to name names :) Missing you loads and Loving you even more!!! We'll be seeing each other soon!!!
HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY!! Always know that you're loved now and forever :)
X.O.X.O
the "reactive" Bernard
p.s She also used to have a thing for Halid....HAHAHAHAH I just had to put ONE name down ;)
1 comment:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Thank you so much nard!!! I'm gonna do some comments of my own. ;)
1) uhm.. true. :$
2) oh, er.. true too. :$
3) YEAH OMG!!! That was so super scary. totally changed my perception on dogs, FOREVER. -_-
4) awwwwwww yeah i do. and you're in it! :)
5) Like, EXCUSE ME! At this very moment I am sitting in my sari, eating tandoori chicken and watching a hindi movie. SO THERE!!! teeeheee, okayy maybe not :(
6) Hmph, i still hurt at that. :( Its still a memory extremely fresh in my mind.. the cut is still deep, the hurt will never, truly go away........... :(
7) HAHAHAHHAHA i loved that day! i think you should be my personal shopper, i love all the clothes we bought. <3 and yeah, we did kinda spend alot huh.. =\
8) Do you remember my picture? :( sigh, failure.
9) HAHAHHAHA OH YEAHHHH, WATCH OUT BOYS! ;) HAHAHAHAHAH
10) sigh.. *shakes head* but dont worry nard, you'll never be subject to that. remember how u once was allowed to stay in my house when a certain someone had to leave? *hint hint* HAHAHAH
11) ..... we need to talk about this. my memory doesn't serve me well. :P but it does sound like smth i would do. HAHAHAH
12) AHAHAHHA EXCUSE ME IT WAS NOT ME!!!!!!! i just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time!!!!!! i was INNOCENT.
13) HhahhaHAHahhAHhahahaha. oh dear~ (W)
14) and that's a FACT. :)
15) ahahhahaha oh yeah, that would be a fact too. :( sadly. hahaha
16) teeeheee, shy. :$
17) HAHAHAH there are too many boys i've stalked, which one is this? ;)
18) HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH BEST. NIGHT. EVER. hahahahahha that will seriously go down in history. ;) lolllll
19) oh, true. :( HAHAHAHA BUT u really did say erect and i was not the only one there!!!!!!!!! :D
20) I LOVE YOU. :)
regarding the p.s. : HAHAHHAHA JUST COULDNT HELP IT HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :P HHAHAHAHAHAHHA but you're forgiven, cos i love you. thank you so much!!! hugssssssssss <3333333333 can't wait to meet up!!!
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