my wishlist :]

Well it's now only two weeks away! Just two more weeks and then.........I can't say old age cause there are MUCH MORE people out there you are older man me HAHAHAHAHAHA You know who you are ;)

I'll be 20!!! OH MY GOSH 20!!!! Breakthrough I tell you! 20 MAN!!! T.W.E.N.T.Y (spell it out!) Hai~ I'll no longer be a Teen :( Hahaha still a Youth :D not no longer a Teen :(
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Over wah~ like as if the end of the world like that :P

But yeah in 14 days I'LL BE:

• [ x + (20 - x) ] where x can be ANY NUMBER!
• 10*2
• 5*4
• 20*1
• 5*2*2

Hahahah don't mind me~ I'm a math geek :P well that and also i just got my math test paper back and i got 46/50

: /

I know i should be

:D

instead of

: /

BUT I KNOW I COULD HAVE GOTTEN 50/50! Hahahahah it's the Kiasuness in me but yeah 46/50 is still an A! So it's all good~

So yes the whole point of this post is to give YOU THE READERS an idea of what i want for my birthday so that you can give ME THE BLOGGER something for my Bday ;) HAHAHAHHAHAHA Now you can give me my present:

• Personally (if you're in Singapore)
• Through snail mail (if you're in Australia/UK/USA/Malaysia)
• through Wei Ting (if You're from Brunei)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA seriously I'm laughing so loud HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

But for my birthday this year i finally made a wishlist of things that i really really want! Here's the top twenty!

1. To go to Korea or Israel :)
2. My Family will surprise me by flying over to Singapore!
3. An air-ticket to Brunei will do as well HAHAHHAHA!
4. I can have a HUGE party where ALL of my friends can meet one another!
5. I can get students for tuition!
6. My own room!
7. Sony Ericsson Xperia!
8. Sennheiser Headphones [ old one broke :( ]
9. Simpsons DVD Series!! (Series 9 onwards)
10. CHICKEN BUTT FROM AYAMKU!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAH
11. A nice blazer/jacket from Topman :)
12. Levi's Jeans [ mum didn't want me to buy one during new years :( ]
13. A queen-sized mattress!
14. Sunglasses (of course I would need contacts too!)
15. A Car for a day to drive in Singapore (ok maybe not cause I wouldn't know where to go~)
16. A nice big Birthday Cake :)
17. A high quality laptop cooler!
18. My Digital Photo Frame from Brunei....forgot to bring it with me :(
19. to get GREAT results for my exams that are going to be 4 days away from by Bday -_-
20. Plastic Surgery HAHAHAHAHHAAH

So yeah, that's my top twenty things that i want for my Bday :) hahahahaha Can't wait for the

12th of March 2009!!!!!

Brunei...Brunei....Brunei....loves it~

HAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!! Maybe some of you have read it already but HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH it's so funny!!!!

Criteria untuk IC kuning!!

Subject: You know you are Bruneian

1. You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.

2. You always say "kapih ku.. bila terima/keluar gaji/overtime/elaun ah?"

3. You park your car as close as possible to your destination area.

4. You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia if you meet Indonesian.. and so on.

5. You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will only be "listening".

6. You go to someone's wedding, you give money using an envelope and put your name on it or if you think you don't give enough you use a blank envelope.

7. Indo mee is your staple food and Ayamku is your fastfood.

8. The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable.. since you can 'balik kampung' everyday.

9. Motorcyles and bicycles are not your transport, they are your sport.

10. When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then at night you will watch local news... and hoping to see yourself on television.

11. You drive your car on wavy and potholed road.

12. You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by "written".

13. You like electronic products from Japan.

14. If you have the chance to call a radio show and before you are asked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'

15. You are in BIG debts and refuse to pay the lenders and yet still drive a CLK and live in a mansion.

16. You wear baju kurung with large katoks and maniks all over.

17. You are loud and speak in melandih way.

18. You and the whole family have the same car plate numbers.

19. You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke.

20. You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics.

21. You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudara si blabla".

22. You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100 meters away (except maybe in Kampung Ayer).

23. Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want not to miss HM's Birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increase your salary).

24. When you want to get some service from the government agencies, you will find your saudara first.

25. If something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos, pehins is your relative (or at least they know you).

26. You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.

27. You give you children super long name.

28. You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else even though it's just another Hua Ho.

29. You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know.

30. You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are most likely an Indonesian or a Filipino.

31. You are ok to be fat.

32. You are a busy body with other peoples' news, especially the bad ones, and you think your responsibility is to know and to spread it around.

33. Your friends get married on the same day and you don't know who to go to.

34. You like to stare at phones for 24 hours and chat on MSN.

35. You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explaination) .

36. You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays.

37. You add "BUI" on each sentence.

38. You think exercising, being hyper active, competition are for little kids.

39. You can't type or spell properly properly, example "hw r u? hy my nme s si org brnui"

40. You add "me & you" on your converstations with your girl mates.

41. You listen to Pelangi FM.

42. You think fake Von Dutch products are the best.

43. You are especially racist to Indian workers.

44. You would rather go to shopping malls than hanging out at parks, having a picnic with your friends.

45. You have 'candas' in your house.

46. You read this blogsite because all your friends are reading it and you don't want to be left behind.

47. You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limited features coz you think anything cheap is a bargain.

48. You have two handphones - one for DST and the other for BMobile (for one month and then switch off one or the other).

49. You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.

50. You always complain about things. (nda pandai kn bsyukur)

51. You always want to show off your belongings esp gold if you are women above 40 haha.

52. You love to spread rumours about people.

53. You tend to buy a black car esp if you are in army.

54. When raya is coming you tend to shop at miri,labuan,kk and limbang.

55. You over-use the word 'kali ah' 'apakan' and other Bruneian jargons

56. You prefer driving than walking

busy..busy..busy..

....that's me~ since the 12th of Feb until today~ just.....
So here's a very brief summary of what I've been up to! Too tired to write every single detail so brief notes will do :)

• 13/2 took my camera :D out for a run
• sent Daph off in Changi Airport
• went around City Hall after sending Daph off
• had Chippy's for the first time!
• went back to Boon Lay to sleep!
• 14/2 met up with Alicia, Amilyn and Stella
• They were an hour late -_-
• had lunch
• went for Fish Spa :D
• amilyn had her eyebrows shaped
• went OG to shop for Alicia's or Amilyn's bag...
• dressed up before going for an......
• AMAZING service!
• went home to prepare for different exams: essay writing, math test, poster presentation, oral presentation, spot test (drawing and labelling of images under microscope)
• also did two lab reports
• 15/2 went for Cell Group :D new members! GREAT NEWS!! unsure if it's ok to post up or not...but it is GREAT NEWS!!!
• went home and did LAUNDRY!! Over 30+ pants and shirts and what nots...
• continue preparations for various exams
• 16/2 handed in lab reports
• continue preparing for various exams....
• 17/2 continue preparing for exams! Poster completed!
• EXAMS!!!! Essay writing and Math only!! It was really good ^^
• back at home blogging!!

It's amazing to list down and see what you can do in just a 4 days :)

Wanted to comment on the pictures but I'm too tired.....had a busy..busy..busy 4 days..

Just imagine what I would say, things like:

• SEAT....hahahaha
• if i were to get a bicycle it'll get lost
• Daph was too....not tall so chin was cut off..^^
• not a pedophile
• amilyn had to "peal" prawn for alicia
• legs finally went in but alicia keeps taking her feet out
• ticklish like anything
• stella the cool one~
• amilyn tries to be like stella and become too cool~
• then came the hands....
• scary elevator :O
• don't i just look good
• my gosh laundry!

Hahahah things like that....i'm sure YOU can mix and match right~

Love you all!!

Till next time!!!

God Bless!!! :D

refreshing.... (:

First of all I would like to ask what's the difference between the following?

:)

and

(:

Hahahahaha I mean seriously, some people will use either the first or the second one, I personally love using the first one but for "show" I've used the second one on the title hahahaha

I always ask myself, what's the difference? I'm just a very cogitative person (a nicer way of saying that I think too much) Also I love amusing myself with silly questions :O now you know my inner-most secret Hahaha

Today was the end of this month's daily morning prayer meeting :)

Although we had to wake up at 5 something in the morning, others at 4AM, there is no better reason to wake up so early in the morning, denying our flesh, going to church and praying together as a church! Of course there is also the evening prayer meetings, which I am certain was great and powerful too!

It was so encouraging to see so many people coming together for one goal:

to pray!

To just commit the start of the day to God, to meet and encounter His presence, to put Him first!

It has been an awesome 5 days of prayer! The next one is coming in April, can't wait!

PRAYER
connects anoints strengthens empowers encourages blesses calms brings faith hope love joy peace liberates refreshes

I suddenly feel like eating orange hahaha

a little glimpse of home....

I'm back in Singapore :)

Just so excited to see my Cell Group members again! I just can't wait to see all of them! Really miss seeing all of their smiles! Just 4 more days to go!! Then I'll be able to see all of them again!!

Chinese New Year was really awesome! Really just spent time with my family and only like some of my friends!

I had no idea how much I've missed my family until I saw all of them last week! Really had a great time in Brunei, although I didn't get to eat at all the places that I wanted to go to, it was still really great to just be back in Brunei. BUT Joyce did buy KO LO MEE FOR ME!!! Hahahahahh so sweet lah! When i JUST arrived, she was there and she was like "Bernard, your ko lo mee!" Hahahahahah it was delicious man! Thanks Joyce!

Also I DID gained weight! If i were to stay in Brunei for like another week my buttons would all burst open! OK ok it's not THAT bad until I would need to take my size 52 jeans out from the store room, but now i got to lose it all again! Which will HAPPEN!

I GOT SO MANY ANG POWS!!! Even more cause I'm studying in Singapore :P hahahahah loves it~

Just last night I really felt homesick, don't know why so sudden, but I just wanted to be home with my family.....I really do miss them. Today is actually my MUMMY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!

I don't think she'll ever read this blog, cause it's highly unlikely that she knows that i have blog, let alone what a blog is~ Hahahahah no lah no lah she's not that IT illiterate!

I really wish i could celebrate my mum's birthday with her in Brunei!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! YOU'RE THE BEST MUMMY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!

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It was really good to see Yvonne again, so stressful lah, in my head Yvonne = LOTS OF THINGS TO DO (only once in awhile got chillaxing period hahahah)! :P hahaha went back for her 18th Birthday!

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Mental benar~ got waltz lah, got the 18 roses speech lah, must wear formal lah (when so many other people didn't even wear formal......ok lah not so many but got 3 hahaha), got practices lah, aiyah just got many many things with Yvonne's name written on it (well she does own half of Baluhnei so why wouldn't her name be there) ~ hahahahahah but her party was really awesome!

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Everyone looked so good, of course the birthday princess looked the best lah! Hahahahah Everyone keeps saying how it was more like a wedding HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAh

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Yvonne was wearing white again ;) hahahahahha

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It was great to see so many people loh, Alex, Richmond, Mark, Jason, Pearly, Pui Lim, Ting, Shaun, Paul, Sam, aiyah basically alot of people lah! Alex made an AWESOMELY DELICIOUSLY HEAVENLY CAKE!!!! Like *rarw* I can just eat that cake for eternity man! It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!

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Got to hear Ling preach again!!! I miss her preaching so much!! It was just amazing last Thursday! Jeremy led P&W and Ling Preahced! It was just like old times but much better! Cause everyone has grown! With God everything goes from glory to glory!

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Didn't get to meet my other friends lah like especially ALICE!!!!! Man!!! Police Dept lah! Spoil my entire schedule only! If not ah~ can totally meet up with her already!!! We'll be meeting up soon! Hopefully in Brisbane, Alice ;) HAHAHAHHAh

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Yeah it was just really good to see almost everyone back in Brunei. Although i just want to stay with my family, i know that i have my own responsibilities now! I know that God has GREAT plans for me!

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I just need to always put Him first! And the rest will just follow!

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CNY in Brunei was great but i know that the rest of 2009 is going to be better!!

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Thank You God for pulling me out! Although you can never be certain of what lies ahead, it is always better to move forward than just to stay put in one place. With God it is even better!

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Love you all! God Bless!

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Nardo

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P.S colour coding only takes like 5 minutes! writing this takes like almost 45 minutes hahahaha