Krystle's Chicken Pasta!! or....

So this is just for you krys!!

You would need:

• a miracle to happen for it to turn out great~ hahaha....check cause you have me~ ;)
• 1 whole chicken chop into various small and EDIBLE portions! Mental....whole chicken can fit into your mouth meh~ or maybe just an entire thigh~ hahahah
• 3 tablespoon Parsley finely chopped
• 4 cloves Garlic finely chopped
• 3/4 of an Onion finely chopped
• Half a block of butter
• 2 potatoes dices
• 1 carrot diced
• 2-4 strips of bacon chopped here and there to little bits (optional...but knowing you...)
• 1L of milk
• Chicken Stock
• CHEESE!!!half of the 250Philadelphia Cream Cheese!
• and DUH pasta~~ up to you...which one you want :p
• and of course the usual things....oil, salt, pepper, pan, spatula, hahaha assuming you're aren't THAT cheap as to borrow these things from friends when you need to cook HAHAHAHA well I do it sometimes~ so it's ok :) hahaha

OK After having all of these ingredients ready....which again a miracle needs to happen~

1. Boil pasta in salted water...NOT TOO SALTY!!! Later Kidney Failure!! Now while waiting...don't go facebooking looking for you know who~ ;) HAHAHAH
2. In a saucepan, melt the butter, like the whole block, under LOW HEAT!!! LOW AH KRYS!!! If the butter becomes black or brown...which I hope it doesn't it means you didn't follow instructions! HAHAHHA
3. After butter fully melted, turn heat to HIGH and then throw in the order....parsley, garlic onion! Leaving a small time interval after every throw~ HAHAHAH small time interval...i think my science nerd is kicking in....
4. After garlic a lil brown and onions a lil crunchy....then throw in the potatoes and carrots! Stir fry for at least 5-10mins!! Then pour in like 1/4 of the milk first...you do know 1/4 of 1L is 250ml right? HAHAHAH loving this~
5. Then bring the whole thing to boil under medium heat and then simmer it under low heat for another 10-15mins and stirring it OCCASIONALLY!! Later bottom part hangus~
6. Then throw in all the chicken and then pour in another 250ml of milk and again simmer under low heat....this time until the chicken meat is all cooked!!
7. DON'T PORGET ABOUT YOUR PASTA!!! By now it should be cooked! So drain it!! and set aside! Also while waitig for the chicken to cook, you should do the optional bacon thing...fry them in a separate pan till they're all crispy :D and set aside!
8. Once chicken is cook, first add the cheese and then keep stirring it until cheese is finally intwined with the sauce :D hahahah loves it...intwined~
9. Then add chicken stock, salt and pepper to suit your own taste! PLS KRYS ADD A LIL BIT AT A TIME!!! And taste after each addition! I don't want you to die of kidney failure!!
10. Pls note you now have 500ml of milk leftover right~ it's for you to add into the sauce here and there when it becomes too thick!!
11. Now if it's TOO WATERY!!! Add more cheese....:D milk and cheese counter effect the wateriness and thickness of the sauce!!
12. Then once sauce is all done~~~ Add in the bacon bits and then the obvious....put pasta on plate, fully saturate your pasta with the sauce and eat lah! HAHAHAHA

OK now...this is ONE WAY of doing it....Can't really see you doing so much things in a day...cause believe you me...sometimes we're both not that semangat to go through all that trouble! Hahhaha in other words...LAZY!!! So here's

KICAP AYAM!!!

EASY ONE:

• Chicken chopped to pieces
• 10 garlic cloves are just crushed!
• 1 and a half middle finger LONG of Ginger! HAHAHAH not one middle finger...not asking you to be vulgar or a cannibal! Ginger just slice it
• 2 Potatoes slice however you want :) but not whole though
• 1 carrot...same as potatoes
• Kicap Manis (Sweet Soya Sauce)
• Soy Sauce
• Oyster Sauce
• A LIL chicken stock!
• Oil...

Super easy!!!

1. Heat up oil, throw in garlic and fry till its browning, then throw in ginger.
2. Then throw in potatoes and carrots fry for like maybe 1-3mins
3. SPAM as in IMMERSE not spam as in ham....SPAM as in gaming term HAHAHAHAh so yes immerse the whole thing with all the sauces!!! here's the ratio you should follow 4portions of Kicap Manis to 1 Portion of Soy Sauce to 2 Portions of Oyster sauce!! Just add lah basically!
4. Then fry a bit and then add in the chicken, and then add like maybe 2cups of water and then just simmer the whole thing for like 30-45mins, just stir ONCE IN AWHILE!! In this case while waiting you can go and be cheeky on facebook~
5. If after simmering chicken/potatoes/carrots not cooked yet, add more water and simmer again! Simmering her is the most important!!
6. After all cook, taste, if not strong enough add more of the sauces and a lil chicken stock, and add more water and continue simmering :D
7. This one eat with rice lah!!! And omg rice....JUST GO YOUTUBE AND LEARN HOW TO COOK! ORRRRRR buy chinese takeaway...just say I want rice~ HAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH Hope you enjoy yourself Krys!!! SEE YOU IN LIKE 34days!!! LOVE YA LOADS!!!