cheng cheng cheng......

Hahahahah i wish i can record my voice and say [cheng cheng cheng] then you all can understand what i'm trying to imply hahhahaha or maybe hum to the tune of Jaws hahahahahaha

Just blogging to say didn't get to preach today, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww but YAY! at the same time! They, meaning Pastor Tan and Bobby decided to have ONE PERSON A DAY!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so today right~ they started off with a cell group leader. He was really great! His revelation was empowering! And >:) heheheheheh got to learn what Pastor Tan wants ;)

Kinda hope I'm last so can fully FULLY prepare my sermon! But then Pastor Tan will expect the BEST to come out from the last, cause got such a LONG time to prepare. BUT I'M READY YO!!!!!

The anticipation, OMG THE ANTICIPATION!!!! Even worse than the anticipation of exam results!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Thanks again for ALL of your encouraging MESSAGES!!! Will do my VERY BEST!!!!


[Soli Deo Gloria]

tomorrow...tomorrow...i'm so nervous bout tomorrow...it's only 12 hours away....

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 12 HOURS MAN!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Thanks so much friends!!! For your encouraging messages!!! Really miss you all lah!!! Why want to make me more homesick 12 hours before the......WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PREACHING EVALUATION!!!!!!

So excited yet so nervous!!! How you all found out that i MIGHT be preaching in front of the ENTIRE bible school tomorrow is beyond me! But it's true HEHEHEHEHEH SO ECSTATIC that Ling and i are shortlisted for BEST PREACHER OF THE YEAR!!! HHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

I said MIGHT because it's not confirm confirm that we'll be preaching tomorrow! But we still have to get ready!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, so funny, like just now went to see the school's dean, Bobby and i was asking if we'll be preaching tomorrow or today? Then he said "I'll inform you all tomorrow." WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

And you know not only will we be preaching in front of 620+ bible school students, PASTOR TAN will be EVALUATING!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH seriously man! If you're here with me right now, i think you'll go deaf from all my WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

So just now right~ Pastor Tan was saying how we might be preaching tomorrow, and how he wants us to share with him something that he has NEVER heard before!!! My entire team turn their heads backwards to look at me!! And i was like on the verge of blacking out! Seriously man! The lights seems brighter and i was seeing spots for like 3 seconds! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

But really, I'm so like ecstatic and excited!! Really want to get the best preacher of the year award!!! Ling always taught me that in whatever we do, we should only aim for the BEST!!! Thanks so much Ling for always encouraging me!!! If it weren't for you teaching me how to preach all those years! And also Jeremy for encouraging me to push on and come to bible school this year!!! LOVE YOU GUYS!!

Can't believe I'm competing with Ling!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SO EXCITED!!!!!! Heheheheh Ling was so proud of our achievement!!! The only two from Brunei! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE such a small country hehehehehhe but WE GOT IN!!! HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE OMG SO HAPPY!!!!

You should have seen Ling and I when we were briefed last Friday! We were like giggling and "hehehehehehe-ing" hahahahahah!!! Then clapping our hands like little kids like that! HAHAHAHAHAH and everyone else was like more like hmmmmm......let's see......Mrs. Yee like that hahahahahahah (for those of you who do not know.....she's a very serious woman) They got smile lah!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! I wanna get the BEST PREACHER!!!! Then can share message in EXPO!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH infront of like 7000+ people WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...................and i've just.................................. *fainted*

my friends...

Not bad, three post in a day ;) i'm on a roll!!! Hahhaha this is just some things that I'll always remember my friends by =)

"Bernard can you carry me?"
-Tan Paul Zun

"lets go save the dog (some random stray dog)"
-Sandeep Kaur

"this picture is not that nice, cause i'm not in it."
-Derek Wong

"i love my baby (refering to a newly bought external hard disk)."
-Desman Sii

"I so pro in playing guitar right~"
-Richmond Lim

"BERNARD! You're suffocating me!"
-Samuel Koay

"*huff* *puff* *huff* *puff* pffffffffftttt (left hand vertically stretched right hand horizontally stretched)"
-Ng Wei Ting

"How do i get there again?"
-Joyce Chua

"Details determines destiny, when God calls He will provide"
-Jeremy Yeo

"You are loved, and everyone has the potential to do great things"
-Leonora Yeo

"Huh? What? Eeeeeeeee, don't bully me"
-Beverly Leong

"I need to lose weight or i can just stay next to Bernard so i look very thin"
-Alice Bong

"I'm the sexiest thing on earth *wink*"
-Krystle Anil

"bla bla bla bla bla bla bla BIS-TING-NGIA-WA"
-Yvonne Lim

"Nard that day I pray for my friend then God answered my prayer, but don't tell anyone ah~"
-Jason Tew

"Carrot cake carrot cake carrot cake...."
-Diana Choo

"Bernard, I'm getting car sick from sitting in your car"
-Melissa Lee

"How i wish everyday was Christmas!"
-Angelyn Choo

"Always remember that my shoes are always nicer than yours lalalalaallaalalalal so gay!"
-Mark Jay

"Everything starts with a prayer, comes with a little bit of faith and ends with a breakthrough"-Michelle Chen

"OMG Bernard you're hand is so small already, i can wrap my hand around you're wrist!"
-Stephanie Ng

Hahahahah of course this is not their quotes to live by lah.....just some encouraging, some funny, some silly things that i'll always rememebr them by! The thing is i know that i wouldn't be the person i am today without them lah! Of course got a lot of other friends lah! Like Chee Yan, Alicia, Yoke Gie, Shin Bey, Hui Na, Tiffany, Jelphine, Javon, Chee Yin, Peng, Adeline, Nick, Miss P, Christina, a lot of you lah! Hahahahah but it'll take me all day to type EVERYTHING down right....hahahahaah

And of course all of my new friends here in Singapore!!!! My CG, my Team, SOT classmates, Zone Members, A LOT LAh!!!

Most importantly Jesus!! Who died and rose again on the third day! Stayed on the cross for me, without even second guessing my value! Love you the MOST!!!!

2 more thing....

CONGRATULATIONS STEPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Knew that you can definitely get the scholarship :D what course, which Uni?????? MUST CHAT SOON K~ Hahahah well i'm the one who has to go online lah :P hahahahahah but i will soon!!!!!

Also hey Vonne!!! Thanks AGAIn!!!!! Really needed that encouragement! Where you at now? What have you been up to? When you coming over again? How's holiday? Is Rora in Brunei yet? AHHHHHHHHHH CALL ME IF POSSIBLE VONNE!!! Miss ya loads dude!!!

a long one....

HEY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know all of you are excited to read up on what i've been doing =D i'm also excited to write about what i've been up to >:) and ALOT has happened!

First of all, i've cut my hair :( so i've said goodbye to all of my golden locks of hair :'( SO SAD!!!

Well i'm dyeing it again hahahahahah ;) but still haven't decide what colour to do yet :P

I've lost SO MUCH WEIGHT until you cannot even imagine hahahahahah seriously man, i have smaller arms, smaller legs, a thinner face, smaller belly and SMALLER BUTT!!!!

HAhahahahahah i'm very happy that my butt isn't that big already k~ that thing was a hazard, seriously, i mean like if i will get a penny for everytime my butt would knock something (not to mention people too hahahahah) down cause of small walking space i would be a millionaire right now hahahaha

My mum just bought me like jeans with 46 waist size and they are already too big!! Wahoo i'm a 44 now!!! Soon i'll reach my target 40 and i can buy my LEVI'S JEANS!!! WAHOO!!!!!

So besides that, i had a wonderful time with my DAD, MUM, SIS, COUSIN AN-SHEA and PEARLY just 2 weeks ago in Singapore! Heheheheheh didn't buy a lot of things nor eat a lot of things, just spent time with them and it was so fun! My sis on the other hand, OMG can feed the entire population of Africa with the money she spent hahahahah. We went for the FISH SPA!!! Hahahahahha OMG so funny man! Pearly was shaking........so traumatized man her.....her session was cancelled hahahahahah it was so ticklish! The worst thing was, they had a HUGE sucker fish in there, to eat up the "doctor fish" poo, BUT instead it SUCKED ON MY FOOT!!!!! Didn't even touch Bridgette!!!! But it was really hilarious lah!

Also had an AWESOME TIME IN BIBLE SCHOOL THIS FEW WEEKS!!!!! And it's getting better and better! I LOVED MY PREACHING TEST!!!! HEheheheheheheh so much to learn from so many evaluaters! Then after the preaching test we had Pastor Mike Connell! And OMG IT WAS AWESOME!!!! He's a pstor from New Zealand, who moves powerfully in prophetic, deliverance and inner healing gifts!

WOW!!! IT was really POWERFUL, ACTION-PACKED, ANNOINTED, REFRESHING, RENEWING, SPIRIT-FILLED, MIND CHANGING, LIFE TRANSFORMING WEEK!!

Manifestations were everywhere in Bible School, people were being delivered, miraculous healings took place, people were falling under the power of God all over the place by just blowing into the microphone, we got to practice on one another in moving gently, powerfully then bringing the joy of the Lord in Holy Laughter!!

It was indeed so amazing!!! When you see me, make sure you ask me all about it, the testimonies needs to be accompanied by visualisations, not videos (not allowed as want to respect other people's privacy) but hand gestures, leg gestures, EVERYTHING!!! It was so AMAZING!!!

Today we just had a WONDERFUL lesson with Pastor Kong on the Cultural Mandate and got a lot of new revelation ;) Indeed he is such an annointed man of God, who is real and loving and generous and God fearing and world shaking and nation impacting man of God!!

Of course a whole lot more has been happening! But let's not bore you with words hahahahah well actually who can get bored when i write ;) hahahahahhah so here's SOME pictures :P

FINALLY DID MY LAUNDRY AFTER 16 DAYS hahahahah

My $19.90 electrical stove that is already rusting :P but still usable =D i miss baking.....

MY NEW RED NINTENDO DS!!

Went to a club to see a cell group member perform

And of course my favourite, MRT Ads hahahahah this one is advertising about CONDOMS hahahah so funny the punchline "Actual Banana and Condoms were used in this Advertisement." Hahhaahhaha couldn't stop laughing :P

There's more pictures and news, but i have lots of things to do......exams this Thursday, 2 Assignments due this Friday! But i'll definietly update more frequent k~

Oh ya i totally forgot.....for those of you who are wondering, i didn't get into NUS or NTU, but IT'S OK!!!! I mean of course i was really down lah, but i know that God has a plan for me :) and yes i've already made plans, still studying in Singapore :) will be applying to MDIS, Life Sciences, degree given by University of Bradford, UK! See God totally has a plan!! Never ever doubt Him!!!

So don't worry guys :) i'm doing GREAT!!! Just miss you all that's all! Love you all!

need to start again...

HEY EVERYONE! [who reads this blog :P well i know there's alot of you lah ;)] hahahahah i'm so hilarious! Anyways this will be my shortest blog yet, and a really really REALLY long one is going to come up like in this week.......hopefully, really miss all of you! Wan Shing, Steph (can't wait to hear what you want to tell me ;) you getting married is it~ HAHAHAHAH I MUST BE YOUR MC!!!! MUST MUST MUST MUST!!! Oh oh oh oh oh You're adopting! Hahahahahhahahah OMG DON'T SAY YOUR PREGNANT!! I'm not Ivan >:P hahahahahha), Melissa, Michelle, Krys, Alice, well alot lah!

SAN I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!!! Really wished i could have brought yo to more and BETTER places in Singapore!!!! Hai~ really miss you loads lah!!! Reply soon k~ really wanna know how's everything, IN DETAIL......e-mail me dawg~ peace out homie ;) of how i miss you so~ LOVE YA LOADS!

the lily pond map....

Mysterious ain't it.....[the lily pond map] kinda makes you think what is it about ;) well unless you've been reading my tagboard, then it's not that mysterious already :P hahahahah this is just another post for San...it's ok San no trouble at all, kinda have fun drawing the map! Hahhahahahahahah

And of course this wouldn't be my blog if i didn't put any comment hahahahah! San you really gotta try to enlarge this pic, it is so funny, well it's funny if you add these messages:

• if you can't tell where the pond is on the map, then i SUGGEST you get a primary 4 geography student to help you :P
• the map is NOT drawn to scale (hai~ mathematics all over again...)
• the dogs ARE there well mostly at night lah~ but pls pls pls don't bring food and feed then, later like in MD where the dog barked at you ^ ^ hehehehhehe
• the banana tree....i totally forgot which side is it on, so i drew both sides hahahaha but they're so cool right~ hahahahaha
• and my house is rainbow colour just to remind you how COLOURFUL i am, and how much you're going to miss my COLOURFULNESS, and no.........it does not represent homosexuality (-_-)" , God made rainbows ok~
• and for diana if she still reads this blog, no i do not agree that the lily plants look like boobies :P hahahahahah

Can't WAIT to see you on WEDNESDAY!!!! See you soon san!!!!

Oh and Ting and those who are really interested what i've been doing, i'll post it up soon k~ hahahahahahah San's priority at the moment, just AT THE MOMENT, hahahahahah cause she leaving to AUSSIE bah~ i still love you all =D

Another San post.....>:)

Hahahahahah don't i just give the most cheeky facial expressions ;) hahahahah, HEY STEPH!!! Wahhhh since when you read my blog ah....hahahahahah and yes it IS dramatic, but i find that as a good thing ;) hahahahah i can become the next Rachel Ray or that old guy what's his name......Floyd i think....hahahhaah PLUS good idea also, hahahahh i SHOULD come up with a cookbook that is all colourful and dramatic, hmmmm.....sure sell like HOTCAKES one hahahahah eh you don't copy MY idea ah~ hahahaha

So off topic man~ hahahah so San what are you up to! Party here Party there is it~ like that lah only wait until i left THEN you hold parties :( hahahahahahhah so since you're asking for another recipe and directions i'm ASSUMING that the peach crumble turn out FANTASTIC hahahahhah ;) well why wouldn't it ;) it was MY directions HAHAHHAHAH OMG SO PROUD~ cannot cannot cannot~ must repent must repent hahahahhaha

As usual you know i don't follow measurements, BUT if you put too much or too little of something for this dish, it'll turn out HORRIBLE (like how XZ destroyed my lagsane one time~hahahahha) so i approximated my measurements with respect to some of the Yahoo! recipes, you can actually look it up yourself you know~ hahahahahahha

So anyhows here's how to make the Carbonara Pasta :)

Carbonara

INGREDIENTS

• 4 eggs
• 1cup Parmesan cheese, GRATED lah, if not one whole chunk is it~ hahaha
• 1/2 cup whipping cream, NOT whipped cream ( NOT the sweet sweet one that Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf put on your ice blended drinks not the one you can spray out one.....it is the LIQUID ONE, UHT Whipping Cream, Supa Save got sell hahahhaha)
• LOADS of BACON!!!! Up to you lah, measurement for this one not that important cause won't really, i said "won't really" ah~ affect the taste of the sauce :)
• Salt
• Ground pepper
• and OF COURSE Spaghetti lah! If not rice ah~ hahahahah you can use whatever pasta you want, got macaroni lah, Ricotti lah, Fetucine lah, Linguine lah...(i don't care if any of the spelling's wrong ok~ not taking spelling test hahahahahha

DIRECTIONS

EVEN SIMPLER THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE~

• Mix the eggs, parmesan cheese and whipping cream together, MIX THEM THOROUGHLY (hahahah like Bio practical like that~ hahaha) set aside...DON'T PUT IN FRIDGE and saying that also means don't put in freezer lah ahahahaha
• cut the LOTS AND LOTS of BACON (saliva drooling.......) into strips maybe 2cm by 1cm like that and FRY THEM, until very crispy, make sure don't overcook like how you overcook the FISH one time until "cha hui tah" hahahhahah means overcook until overcook, it's Hokkien hahahahha then drain the oil and set aside the bacon hahahah not the oil! hahahahah OMG so funny if a person were to set aside the oil and throw away the bacon HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
• Boil pasta...well duh~ in salted water, salty like the sea.....hahahah NO LAH, Bacon already so salty, i don't want your kidneys failing~ hahahahah and 3 tablespoons of olive oil :)
• Now here's the most challenging part WITHIN A SECOND hahahahha which is impossible, do all of this simultaneously......drink a glass of milk, go toilet and wash your hands, feed you cat, drive to Gadong and take picture with Jolibee, came back home and water your plants and then e-mail me a 1500 word letter HAHAHAHHAHA -_-! HAHAHAHAHHAHA i just had to put that in HAHAHAHHA
• So anyways this part is really challenging lah, quickly drain the pasta (whichever you're using) then leaving SOME hot water, DUMP everything into the "egg+cream+cheese+salt+pepper" mixture then throw in the crispy bacon then MIX THEM UP!!! Like very fast, *in a Stephanie's sort of voice where she's mocking a teacher who tries to be very poised and elegant* the heat of the pasta will cook the egg....hahahha

and there you have it you're CARBONARA!!! I cook it quite differently lah, i also use milk lah, chicken stock, and i mix everything in a wok under low heat to ENSURE everything is really cook! I also use Mozerella cheese, parsley, white mushroom, spring onion, garlic, onion and a lil'bit of condensed milk, a LIL'BIT!!! But for that one i really don't know the measurements :P and besides after adding all the little things i add, no longer considered carbonara hahahahahahah

I know there's ALOT of spelling mistake~ the spell check function is down bah.....hahahahah

ENJOY SAN!!!! MUST MUST MUST E-MAIL ME AH!!!! Haven't chatted to you in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time!! Miss ya Loads!!!! :')

Just for San....

Aiyah you ah, so mafan~ one hahahahhaha OMG when i read your last blog i couldn't stop laughing, you've been hanging out a lot with your other prefect friends is it~ so hilarious when you speak malay lah....btw mafan~ means troublesome......BUT when you put the "~" behind it's a nice way of saying it hahahahahah MISS YA SAN!!!

So anyways here's your recipe ok~

Note: i haven't cooked in AGES well not really lah, just cooked maggi mee last week, BUT that's totally different man~ and also you know how i don't like to follow like measurements right~ so just agak agak the measurements to your liking saja.....i can speak malay too :) hahaha

Peach Crumble

INGREDIENTS

• OBVIOUSLY you need PEACHES hahahahahah just use canned ones~ (well DUH!! i don't think you'll actually go and get the fresh ones, then peal, then seed it, then boil abit hahahaha so just get canned ones lah)
• yes yes yes you need flour, BUT not milk.....actually up to you lah...hahaha
• butter!
• brown sugar
• the honey cornflakes....(you know which one right~)
• and yes CINNAMON POWDER...YUMMMMMMMM LOVES CINNAMON!!!!

DIRECTIONS

They're so simple that you can just close your eyes and do them....well OBVIOUSLY not the cutting parts lah hahahaha

• strain the peaches BUT keep the syrup for later, then dice the peaches up to a size that fits your liking, place aside
• taking the butter out DIRECTLY from the fridge, using fingertips, mix coarsely with flour, until resembles bread crumbs OR mashed up POLVORON, then place into FRIDGE not FREEZER!
• then take the honey cornflakes and BEAT IT UP hahahah finely....then add in your brown sugar and cinnamon
• then take out the "breadcrumbs" from the fridge and mix thourougly with the beaten up cornflakes+brown sugar+cinnamon
• In an oven dish place the peaches FIRST!!! then pour in SOME SYRUP, then sprinkle evenly your powdery mixture that you've concocted on top of the peaches+syrup. The ratio of syrup to powder mixture is for every one part syrup you need about 2-3 parts powder. No need to press anything down, once in the oven it'll settle itself :D
• Preheat oven 15-20minutes, once preheated pop into oven then set time for it to cook, then once "ting" leave it on for about 30-45minutes, to let EVERYTHING cook heheheh temperature and cooking time wise, i'm not really sure leh~ so just use your way lah :D

THATS ALL!!! And of course serve with either ice-cream/chocolate/whip cream/ strawberry syrup, pls pls pls for my sake do not serve with CURRY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OMG SO MEAN!!!!! sorry san!! But really coudn't resist it.....hahahhaa

Really miss you LOADS!!!!! WAHHHHHHH WON'T GET TO SEE YOU OFF!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :'(

But but BUT congratulations on getting your VISA!! Told ya you will definitely GET IT!!! Love ya loads, can't wait to hear from you soon!

Now i miss cooking :( want to make LAGSANE!!!!